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Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.
by JamesSPB July 29, 2024
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Vance

He's really cute and has an AMAZING Smile that can instantly make you fall in love with him. His personality matches his sensitiveness, and is really considerate and kind, also a dirty mind, lol. I'm also dating him.
Someone: Whoah! Who's the boy with the cute smile
Me: Back off. That's my boyfriend, Vance
by Palmtop_Tiger! January 27, 2022
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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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Vance

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024
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dakota vance

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Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"
My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.
by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024
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J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
by joe995 January 14, 2025
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