Vampire

v: The act drinking something too fast for your mouth to swallow, causing it to spill out the corners of your mouth and down your chin, thus making you look like a vampire.

person a: *takes a big gulp of his drink and it dribbles down his chin*
person b: "You just vampired your drink! What a party foul!"

by Gect July 01, 2010

vampire

A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people
i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"

Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.

by afsfcop September 09, 2005

vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer

vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?

by Slunjan July 20, 2008

Vampirates

Amazing punk rock band from Reno, Nevada, but originally formed in Ashland, Oregon.

I saw the Vampirates last night and they totally destroyed everything.

by Vampirates January 22, 2009

vampirize

v. to turn into a vampire

That asshole bit me and now I'm gonna vampirize!

by I'm a weird kid April 28, 2011

Vampire

Pale, beautiful, immortal creature. Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen, a vampire, from the Twilight Saga

by TwilightEdwardJacobLover November 11, 2008

vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick September 23, 2007