You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

darth vader

Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.

"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader

"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."

- Anakin Skywalker's last words

by Keegster April 25, 2003

Valerie

Valerie is an amazing gorgeous girl with beautiful blond hair and stunning brown eyes. She is a loyal, kind and super fun friend, she's a savage. She isn't afraid to do anything. She is one of the most amazing girlfriends or friends you'll ever have, NEVER in any case "ex-friend" a Valerie, you'll regret it instantly. She is just an amazing girl! She has like a TON of friends but, very little BFFS. She always gives the best gifts and you wish you could give gifts as amazing as her's. She's like the girl next door, hot and smart. She is very intelligent and hot, she has gorgeous legs even though she doesn't think so. She underestimates herself just to be humble because she knows how gorgeous she really is. She is the best person you could ever meet!

Girl 1: I'm sad
Girl 2: Call a Valerie she'll definitely cheer you up
Valerie: Hey Girl! Let's party, you just have to look pretty and that isn't hard for you

Chris: Hey Gorgeous
Valerie: Hey Chris

by sophiawoods December 29, 2017

Valerie

Valerie is the only person you will ever need in your life. If you ever get the chance to be friends with a Valerie, never ever let her go. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. She is the most genuine human being. She is terrible at lying and she is very funny. She is the most beautiful girl you may ever see. They always know how to make things better. She can be sad sometimes but most of the time, she is always bouncing off the walls. She is a good human. If she is your best friend, don’t let her go EVER. You will cry for days once you lose her. If you ever date a Valerie, never break her heart. She will never be the same. She loves people for who they are. She is a very honest person. She is crazy, but she can be calm. She loves her friends and family and she is always true to herself. She’s caring and kind and perfect in ever way. Although she may come off as mean or standoff-ish, she is really sweet once you know her. Give her sometime and she will be herself when she is with you. Moral of the story, Valerie is the most amazing person ever and you should never ever ever let one go.

Did you see Valerie today? She looks so beautiful.

by whipnaenae550 March 15, 2020

Valerine

Some people say it sounds/looks like wolverine, she likes to call herself that too.
She is an amazing girl.
Perfect in every way.
Can make you weak with one look into her eyes.
Can take your breath away with a glance at that perfect smile.
And can stop your heart by her touch.
The most beautiful girl in the world.
You look in her eyes and see her heart.
Lookaterrr no one can be amazing as her.

Point blank.

Valerine is who I fell in love with.

An example of valerine is that senior chick who plays volleyball (outside hitter) XD Some call her candy.

by apples* June 17, 2009

Valeria

She is just the best and super cuteeee and she’s just perfect and stands up for her friends and cares about others

Have you seen Valeria she so cuteeeee

by Sup k0Ol kiD November 7, 2019

valeria

Oh, Valeria is so pretty, all girls wants to be like her, she's such a master piece, everyone wants her and loves her. She's a big flirt and that can sometimes get her in trouble, but will make you fall in love with her once you look into her eyes, She loves everyone and is very kind, but can be slightly rude when you hear her thoughts. she always has one person on her mind, and that's Maria. She loves maria so much and would die for her. Valeria loves to have fun, specially with friends! Valeria is very busy most of the time, but still loves to hang out with friends. She doesn't feel very comfortable meeting new people, but loves making new friends. Valeria is so beautiful, and her favorite person, is maria. She knows how beautiful and gorgeous she is, and whenever she smiles, she can brighten up a whole room. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself. She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you, you're under her spell. She will stay in your mind forever. she's addictive. But don't play games with her because she'll see right through. She is hard to get and might break your heart by rejecting you, but don't give up because she loves when people don't easily give up. Never let go of Valeria.

i love Valeria, i'm obsessed with her smile.

by inlove with kyler<33 June 26, 2021