Vagina sucking 

While performing cunnilingus on a woman, exhale profusely, proceed to wrap your physical lips over her lower lips (mouth over labia). Proceed to inhale as hard as you can to create an extreme suction of the female genitalia. Rinse and repeat this process to increase female stimulation. Increased volume of vagina sucking will eventually lead to intense female orgasm.

Steve: Yo, you're gay!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Steve: Yeah bro! You mad?
Joe: Nah, I totally was vagina sucking your girlfriend and your mom walked in, and i sucked her vagina too!
Steve: What?!?!?!?

Vagina sucking by fatninja2031 May 3, 2012

Vagina Spit 

When a female puts their crotch on a surface (such as a shower bench) and leaves a slimy spit-like substance on the surface that originated from their vagina.

"i just want to make sure that i wont be swapping vagina spit with anyone else."

"No, don't worry. We wipe down the benches after every use."

Vagina Spit by HooHahKnower January 10, 2010

Vagina Smack 

A swift backhand directly to the vagina.

Yo man, last night I was walking down the hallways at school and I vagina smacked some broad!

Vagina Smack by Big Lou Watcha Gonna do April 17, 2011

sweaty vagina syndrome 

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

sweaty vagina syndrome by inthava February 16, 2005

Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) 

A male post-coital mental state, induced by female partner with an abnormally small vagina, creating the perception that one's penis is larger than it actually is.

See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym

1. John suffered from a case of Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) after returning home from a business trip to Thailand last week.

2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."

Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) by Dr. Brown Buffalo January 9, 2011

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS) 

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.

Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS) by gyatso January 23, 2009

vagina squirrel 

Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.

Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!

Or perhaps, you'd prefer:

Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...

vagina squirrel by suki matutso November 7, 2004