Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

vag stain

An insult with no specific meaning (although often used to mean panzy or disgrace) used as a trump card or in response to twat waffle or cunt muffin. May or may not be used literally.

person 1: dude youre a cock block
person 2: aw quit bitching ya panze
person 1: youre a twat waffle
person 2: cunt muffin
person 1: stank ass oozing vag stain
person 2 runs away in tears....

by Pimp-D-Red September 27, 2010

vag rocket

a slang word for "tampon"

Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?

by RockyRocks13 December 20, 2006

vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.

Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.

by anonymous January 28, 2005

vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010

Stag Vag

Stands for statutory vagina. Used to describe jailbait, and hot underage girls.

Ben: I just saw your stag vag in my class
Gerry: Which one?

by Geroooo April 11, 2008

vag bandit

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.

Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007