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Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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vice vag

1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.

2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
I barely lasted 30 seconds from that sweet vice vag.
by nocturnalbeing February 9, 2010
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vag rocket

a slang word for "tampon"
Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?
by RockyRocks13 December 20, 2006
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vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.
Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.
by anonymous January 28, 2005
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vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.
You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.
by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010
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Stag Vag

Stands for statutory vagina. Used to describe jailbait, and hot underage girls.
Ben: I just saw your stag vag in my class
Gerry: Which one?
by Geroooo April 11, 2008
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vag bandit

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.
Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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