vice vag

1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.

2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.

I barely lasted 30 seconds from that sweet vice vag.

by nocturnalbeing February 9, 2010

vag stain

An insult with no specific meaning (although often used to mean panzy or disgrace) used as a trump card or in response to twat waffle or cunt muffin. May or may not be used literally.

person 1: dude youre a cock block
person 2: aw quit bitching ya panze
person 1: youre a twat waffle
person 2: cunt muffin
person 1: stank ass oozing vag stain
person 2 runs away in tears....

by Pimp-D-Red September 27, 2010

vag rocket

a slang word for "tampon"

Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?

by RockyRocks13 December 20, 2006

vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.

Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.

by anonymous January 28, 2005

vag bandit

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.

Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010

Stag Vag

Stands for statutory vagina. Used to describe jailbait, and hot underage girls.

Ben: I just saw your stag vag in my class
Gerry: Which one?

by Geroooo April 11, 2008