lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.
Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."
by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010
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Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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vag rocket

a slang word for "tampon"
Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?
by RockyRocks13 December 19, 2006
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vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.
Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.
by anonymous January 29, 2005
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vag bandit

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.
Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.
by Justin O'Connell October 02, 2007
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vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.
You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.
by Vlad Nemervitsky September 29, 2010
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Stag Vag

Stands for statutory vagina. Used to describe jailbait, and hot underage girls.
Ben: I just saw your stag vag in my class
Gerry: Which one?
by Geroooo April 11, 2008
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