lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.

Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."

by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010

vag power

The innate, unwielding and seemingly effortless power a woman can exert over a man.

"Dude what happened to you last night?"

"I dunno man it was like Rachel had massive vag power over me."

by Bekkie January 29, 2008

Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

vag rocket

a slang word for "tampon"

Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?

by RockyRocks13 December 20, 2006

vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.

Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.

by anonymous January 28, 2005

vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010

Stag Vag

Stands for statutory vagina. Used to describe jailbait, and hot underage girls.

Ben: I just saw your stag vag in my class
Gerry: Which one?

by Geroooo April 11, 2008