A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.
by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010
Get the lazy vagmug. 1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.
2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
by nocturnalbeing February 9, 2010
Get the vice vagmug. When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
Get the Vag clampmug. by RockyRocks13 December 20, 2006
Get the vag rocketmug. when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.
Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.
by anonymous January 28, 2005
Get the vag bagmug. when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.
by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010
Get the vag slapsmug. An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.
Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.
Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.
Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
Get the vag banditmug.