lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.

Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."

by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010

vice vag

1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.

2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.

I barely lasted 30 seconds from that sweet vice vag.

by nocturnalbeing February 9, 2010

Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

vag rocket

a slang word for "tampon"

Hey Nicki, do you have any vag rockets?

by RockyRocks13 December 20, 2006

vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.

Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.

by anonymous January 28, 2005

vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010

vag bandit

An unscrupulous young man, for whom, no woman's self-esteem is too low to be exploited, and no lie to big to exploit with, in the name of getting some easy pussy.

Girl: He said he loved me, now he won't call.

Friend: Wake up! I can't believe you've managed to fall for the wile charms of yet another vag bandit.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007