vph

slang text term for when something is just too sexy and beautiful for words, the meaning comes from miles per hour, with the implication of been faster/more exhilarating, used mainly in north yorkshire

that chic you were talking to was VPH dude

by nyloverman January 9, 2014

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

VPILF

(n). Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a VPILF yo.

by abc123dfdsfafddafs October 25, 2008

VPILTF

Acronym for "Vice President I'd Like to F**k". This is a modification of MILTF and became popular when John McCain in the 2008 election, rather than picking a qualified candidate for vice president, went bonkers and picked an ex Alaska beauty queen runner up.

Sarah Palin is certainly my VPILTF.

by stormrunner October 29, 2008

VPF

Vagina Punching Frenzy

"As they boarded the girls' raft, they overtook it with a VPF. Glorious."

by tangxiavangonglee July 8, 2012

vplp

Spanish abbreviation used in South American/Central American countries, presumably originated in Costa Rica.
Meaning "Va pa' la Picha"
Depending on the context it translates to:

a. "Go fuck yourself"

b. "Fuck this shit I am out"

c. "No way Jose"

A. You're such a retard, vplp!
B. I started dating this girl and then I found out she was already pregnant, vplp!
C. This guy wanted a discount over an already cheap as fuck game! vplp!

by CinnabunChan January 9, 2019

VPC

Victory Park Crips

Fuck Dino VPC shit

by Kingkye100 October 31, 2019