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slang text term for when something is just too sexy and beautiful for words, the meaning comes from miles per hour, with the implication of been faster/more exhilarating, used mainly in north yorkshire
that chic you were talking to was VPH dude
by nyloverman January 08, 2014
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Visible Penis Head.

As in, the head of one's penis is pressing against your clothing making its distinct contours visible to all.
Those shorts or so tight you're sporting some serious VPH.
by giantfurdiaper March 13, 2014
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