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slang text term for when something is just too sexy and beautiful for words, the meaning comes from miles per hour, with the implication of been faster/more exhilarating, used mainly in north yorkshire
that chic you were talking to was VPH dude
by nyloverman January 08, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Visible Penis Head.

As in, the head of one's penis is pressing against your clothing making its distinct contours visible to all.
Those shorts or so tight you're sporting some serious VPH.
by giantfurdiaper March 13, 2014
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