venus noggin

a person extremely fortunate to have a head that resembles venus - usually beautiful and amazing and a wonderfully funny and sarcastic person

dont cha love people with venus noggins?
yeah they're always so funny and friendly

by amazinggirl100 January 7, 2011

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Venus Flytrap

When you catch your phone in between your thighs when you accidentally let go of it.

Oh, shit. Dude! I trapped my phone with my thighs. Just like a Venus Flytrap.

by fueledbysperm November 12, 2021

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When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011

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Venus Flytrap

When you sit at a desk (i.e. school or office) and extend your arm out into the hallway, open handed, and "catch" the crotch of the person who is walking by, usually if they are on the phone or otherwise too distracted to realize what they are about to walk into.

I was on a conference call with corporate, and as I walked back to my cubicle, Dave totally venus flytrapped me while I was in mid sentence. Oh, that silly Dave!

by JiffyDub83 August 15, 2017

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