valiaitis

valiaitis is when someone is so obese.

person A: “doesn’t valia have valiaitis?”
person B: “yeah, that’s why she’s so fat.”

by lulalala January 11, 2024

Valiana

Valiana is a GORGEOUS woman who is strong, athletic, beautiful, and a guy magnet. She can sometimes be rude, but that’s only if you get on her bad side. She is amazing and caring! Be careful not to hurt her because she will never fully forgive you. Valiana’s are wonderful people who you should keep close because they are once in a lifetime!

Girl one: Who is that? She’s beautiful!
Girl two: It’s Valiana!

by MountainLover1235 January 4, 2025

Variant

(Noun) An alternate version of an individual from another universe, timeline, or reality. The term was popularized by the Marvel series 'Loki'.

Person A: That guy looks exactly like me, but from the 1600s.
Person B: That’s your variant from Earth-311.

by BUrdIsThEwUrd March 14, 2025

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.

I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

Volterra Variant

A bowel movement that sits in toilet of no water that causes you and those around you to vomit

I had salty eggs at the borgo for breakfast and then the Volterra Variant kicked in

by StinkTree October 11, 2021

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022