Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
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[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
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Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.
Damn, it's Valentine's Day.
by Brian February 16, 2004
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Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
by Chrillen November 01, 2011
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Valentines Day

a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
I hate valentines day but the movie is good it has taylor lautner in it
by nonya bizz February 22, 2010
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Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.
single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
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