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Urinal Etiquette 

Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.

1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.

2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you

3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it

4. Don’t piss on the floor

5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush

6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal

7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.

8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.

9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
I don’t understand how some fully grown men can’t grasp Urinal Etiquette.
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urinal waffle 

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.
Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes
urinal waffle by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

dirty urinal 

When a man puts a sponge into his partners mouth, then proceeds to piss on it.
John gave his girl the dirty urinal last night, it was wicked!
dirty urinal by McLovin04 March 2, 2023

two at a urinal 

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
two at a urinal by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

urinal mint 

The round, white cake of deodorizer found in the bottom of men's urinals in some public restrooms.
"I really enjoyed the urinal mint. Had to suck on it a long time to make it dissolve, though."
urinal mint by dandi August 16, 2006

Urinalankles 

One who pisses at a urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
During a pitstop at a thruway restroom, I cautiously avoided the man pissing with urinalankles, and decided to use a stall instead.
Urinalankles by JD Gold January 16, 2008

Urinal Complex

The Urinal Complex presents itself in situations when subjects have to choose their spacial proximity to another subject. Subjects will choose to separate themselves from others in public areas. The condition usually manifests itself in parking lots, restaurants, and most importantly restrooms(usually male).
The most prevalent example of the Urinal Complex occurs in public male restrooms. Upon entering the restroom, subjects will search for the urinal which is empty on either side. If an open urinal is not available, subjects tend to opt for a private stall. The condition also occurs in public parking lots. Subjects have been observed circling the entire parking lot, searching for a spot that is vacant on either side.
Urinal Complex by Decafe134 June 6, 2009