Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.

Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?

by MartiniMic April 25, 2011

Underwater

A hell hole of incels controlled by a monky

Monky:” ooga ooga ooga”

Average underwater member: “yes plz give sex monky man”

by Das JUDEN September 4, 2019

Underhated

Prodigy getting on JAY-Z concert

Rich Brian using N word UnderHated

by heynzen January 25, 2019

Undefeated

Every time but, like, three times.

"We went undefeated, except for three times.

by Nobody at all ;) February 6, 2020

living underwater

Living in your own alternate reality or being eccentric

Stop living underwater and get back to reality.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2021