totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").

Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"

by pefty January 13, 2011

Gaddafi Umbrella

Noun: An indication that someone is on the verge of a breakdown due to stress or mental instability. This stems from Libyan Dictator Muammar Gaddafi's infamous video from February 21, 2011 where he delivers an anti-insurrection speech while holding an uncharacteristic white umbrella.

"Man! If I don't get a vacation soon, I'm gonna break out the "Gaddafi Umbrella."

by scottyc2 August 25, 2011

umbrella popper

another term for a tampon

I didn't need to know what kind of umbrella poppers Jordyn uses. . .

by redjello35 July 16, 2007

Umbreon

A quite round, plump and hairy man who sits on Discord all day, fueling his addiction. Umbreons are normally 23 or 24 years of age, and they love to date underaged females. The oldest an Umbreon will date is 15. Umbreons have the real-life name Mike Chilton and tend to go under the name "Umbreon" or "Azure" whilst online to fool people into thinking they are young. Mike Chiltons, or Umbreons, often times fake severe mental issues like PTSD and BPD, and they quit their job as a Chef because they believe they are being bullied by being told to do something other than play on Discord. Umbreons hate when you photoshop emojis of their face but oh boy do they love Harry.

I once met an Umbreon. It was scary because I thought I was looking at a human gorilla.. he was quite plump, with lucious lips and beautiful facial hair. I tried to date him but he had a 15 year old girlfriend.

"Damn man, that's an Umbreon for ya!"

by plumpsexychilton April 20, 2020

umbrella hole

1) Slang term for a womans vagina.

Originated when Art Price, 40, of Ohio was arrested and charged with 4 counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him in broad daylight getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table.

1) I bet she has a nice umbrella hole.
2) I would love to stick her umbrella hole.

by mas13 April 2, 2008

umber-ella

Misspronounced umbrella. Now taken up by MTV hosts, as a catchphrase in reference to Rihanna's newest single.

Attempt at creating innuendo, yet a miserable failiure.

Rihanna in video/audio. Note the nasal tones.

MTV Host. "It's rainin' heaps on set, better get out your umber-ellas !"*cannned laughter*

by Gekkondae July 26, 2007

anal umbrella

Anal umbrella is when u put your fist in a person anal rectum and open your hand inside them!

I'm about to do this Bitch the Anal Umbrella!!

shit box

stinker

I'm about to put it in this bitch stinker !!

by Sir sniff a lot and q tezzy December 10, 2013