Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Ultra cringe

Ultra cringe- when someone or something crosses the line of ridicule

-Hey did you find my new style fansy?
-Nah... It's ultra cringe actually

by Yopela April 4, 2020

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

MK-ULTRA

A CIA funded project in the 1950's and 60's, that specilaized in mind control and brain washing as a mean of putting hookers/bums And POW's under the influnce of LSD or the use of any ohter sick mind control experiments the CIA was using. They put one man under the influnce of LSD(acid), For 77 days straight. The word brain washing was coined by a former CIA leader when he was trying to explain the meaning of the word to the public.

MK-UlTRA is also a good strain of marijuana.

Yo dude did you hear about MK-ULTRA there making a machuarina canidate it's bush!!!

by g0000gle b0b December 11, 2006

ultracrepidarian

One who speaks above his level of knowledge, experience or expertise. From Latin Ultra=above & beyond + crepis-idis=sole,keel.

The story goes that when the famous Greek painter Apellis made a full-body painting of Alexander the Great and showed it to the audience, a shoemaker approached him and made some comments about the rendering of the sandals of the great warrior. The painter promptly acknowledged the error and with a stroke of his brush corrected it. But after a while the same man started to comment about the robe of Alexander and the painter cut him short by saying, "Stick to the sandals, my valuable friend".

by John Prezanis July 21, 2003

Ulting

When someone starts crying in the middle of an argument/confrontation to gain sympathy.
- Appeal to Emotion

- Lav is Ulting on a stream in the middle of a debate.

by Artemis249 November 16, 2022

ultraordinary

Like 'extraordinary', but better: ultraordinary.

Pronounced similarly to 'extraordinary': the stressed syllable is as follows: ul-TRAORD-inary. It is NOT pronounced ULTRA-ordinary, in the same way 'extraordinary' is NOT pronounced EXTRA-ordinary

"Wow, Scrubs is truly ultraordinary!"

"Look at that hat; its ultraordinary!"

by Ashley Sykes January 9, 2009