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turtled em

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
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turtledumplin

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs
Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin
by CassieWin February 9, 2023
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Turtledove

an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.

a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.

Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010
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TurtleDipper

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water
i just had a TurtleDipper man.
by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008
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Harry Turtledove

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
by stinko2309 March 29, 2010
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turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation
"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"
by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008
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Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.
Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*
by Stiffeh March 9, 2010
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