Thrisis

A midlife crisis that occurs to 30-somethings.

When Paul joined match.com desperate for a family, Charlotte noticed that he was having a thrisis.

by spyswimmer33 January 22, 2009

tourist town

A town with a relatively small population that seems to grow exponentially during the summer due to tourists. Usually located close to many major places of interest - to the tourists, naturally, as the locals have seen everything of interest at least 50 million times. More often than not, these tourists keep summer homes - they're too damn wussy to survive the rest of the year there.

I hate living in a tourist town - there's always a fucking traffic jam!

by Yazzy July 26, 2005

TRIS

Task Related Injury Syndrome- This occurs when your fine to do something fun, but as soon as something boring like chores come up, you become sick, tired or injured so you dont have to participate.

SON: Mom, can i go play XBOX or wrestle with my friend?

MOM: Yes thats fine

Now you have to empty the dishwasher

SON: Ahh mom my fucking leg is killing me

MOM: Just your TRIS acting up..

by peegrpako May 6, 2009

triscadecaphobia

The fear of number 13

Being afraid of the 13th of the month is an example of triscadecaphobia

by Pure_evul February 11, 2008

Trisexual

a person who is sexually attracted to men, women, and tricycles.

Mike: "yo, what's that guy doing with that bike?"

Steve: "No dude it's cool, he's probably just a trisexual."

by GRG12467 March 4, 2009

chunder tourist

one of your mates who drinks his body weight and has to be moved place to place chundering as each place is so filled with sick that he has to be moved. he is making the most rotten of messes.

mark was a dire chunder tourist as he toured wimbledon village decimating the family neighbourhood

by rotten zombie January 1, 2011

tourist

holiday makers from other areas who pay the very wages of those who detest them most.

visitors from other regions whose money keeps many small towns from fading into the shit.

local waitress to cook, as she takes a pizza out to a diner- "fuck, I hate bloody tourists"

later in the evening~

same local waitress to diner- "thank you for the tip, sir"

by pixie-anne February 6, 2009