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turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
by bikergeek November 5, 2012
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turdwell

Extreme form of Mangina-ism. Inescapable need to defend the female gender and fear of offending women, to the point of ignoring facts and propagating obvious fallacies. Need to be heard and respected. Synonym of Tardwell/ Roddy Tardwell.
Example.
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.

Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!
by Devilmademedoit March 9, 2014
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turtle dumpkin

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.
"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017
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Flying Turd

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.
That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!
by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020
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Alex Turnerism

Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.
I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.
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Amber Turd

When you take a poop on someones bed
Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!
by BF87 May 6, 2022
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Turg

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"Turg is good. Turg is happy. Turg have manners."
by Don't believe a word I say September 3, 2020
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