Tunaughty

A delightfully unhealthy tuna fish sandwich,
comprised of fatty tuna, béarnaise sauce, and tarragon.

Two tunaughty sandwiches to go, please.

by jleung April 8, 2010

Tuna puree

A wet sloppy disgusting poop.

He didnt want to get drenched with her tuna puree.

by Brohan Pantalones September 10, 2010

Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.

A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Tuna Toaster

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

by Beanandbear December 15, 2011

tuna cup

A smelly vagina. A Vagina or Pussy that smells like a fish market.

"Hey man did you hook up with that chick from the bar?" "Yea, but a bad decision! She had a Tuna Cup!"

by MikeyCigar October 8, 2013

tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014

Tuna Salass

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them

Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016