After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009
A truffle dip is when a partner peels back the foreskin of their boyfriends erect penis, and proceeds to take a lays truffle chip and dip it in the mans penile cheese.
Man: Hey honey, what would you like for dinner?
Woman: How about some of that truffle dip baby?
Man: I think we have some lays chips in the cabinet ;)
Woman: How about some of that truffle dip baby?
Man: I think we have some lays chips in the cabinet ;)
by Filthy Plebs November 01, 2015
The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt
Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.
by Anonymous dogger January 20, 2020
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 07, 2023
1: I hung out with sally last night
2: what'd you guys do
1: I gave her the Bavarian Truffles
2:Nice!
2: what'd you guys do
1: I gave her the Bavarian Truffles
2:Nice!
by Younov Slovege July 21, 2008
by MKUFAMS1099 September 24, 2015
by Imafunny August 01, 2017