Terd

Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.

Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.

by superrmonkeyball April 28, 2010

treadmill vag

(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration

(2) a sweaty vagina

example (1)

girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.

boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.

example (2)

guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.

guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.

by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008

terd wrestler

plumber, see also over paid pee moper

Call the terd wrestler, the toilet is over flowing

by Fish November 10, 2004

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

Treadneck

Treadneck - Nascar fan. Treadneck in its noun form is also a term for a Nascar driver.

(n.) That treadneck actually got used tires from a race and planted them in his yard.

(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!

by Nathan Christian August 26, 2007

Tred-head

To receive head while running on a treadmill :)

Dude, I got the best tred-head at the gym today.

by I'm the reall Shleebert November 2, 2010

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010