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Toose

In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.
Have you seen Toose lately?

No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.
by 2012Visitor February 5, 2009
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"I'm not wearing those pants."

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.
Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."
by nicole szanto February 6, 2007
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One of those douchebags

A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.
1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."
by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009
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T-pose

A pose in which a persons arms are held perpendicular to the body.

Assertion of dominant sexual energy, power and/or flexing

Initially invented by the Romans as a form of punishment, the pose eventually gained prominence as a symbol to denote ones power by Jesus Christ when he flexed on the Roman empire by not giving a fuck.

The pose became the property of Jesus Christ under copyright laws. Just as the Disney corporation used Devine right to with hold Mickey Mouse from entering the public domain in perpetuity so to did Jesus Christ with the T-pose.

It wasn't until the 21st century during the decline of the roll of Christianity in modern society that the pose became popular amungst the rising meme lords of popular platforms like Instagram, Vine and tik tok
T-pose to assert dominants
by Epicurus100 February 28, 2020
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TOSed

Internet slang, meaning kicked off of a website for violating its Terms of Service.
He was TOSed off of Livejournal after getting his third DMCA notice.
by zuffix August 5, 2007
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what are those?

an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.
kid: "mom, I got one question for you."
mom: "oh alrigh-"
kid: "what are those? ." *points to moms loafers*
by Medium Salsa August 6, 2015
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What are those

A stupid ass saying made up on vine but I most likely use it when I see crocks on a person's feet.
1; what are those?!?
2; those are my crocs.
by Bribri11 November 18, 2015
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