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Tow up from da flo up

Tow up from da flo up= Tow up from the floor up.
Meaing a person looks like a mess from head to toe.

Tow up meaning a hot mess and flo up literally meaning from the floor up.
"Damn, she look tow up from the flo up."

"I look tow up from da flo up."
by J66 July 1, 2012
mugGet the Tow up from da flo upmug.

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
mugGet the Tow Truckedmug.

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
mugGet the Alabama tow motormug.

Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021
mugGet the Tow Truckmug.

Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!
by HTJA October 22, 2016
mugGet the Tow douchemug.

Tow Truck

When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
by Kaper101 January 4, 2022
mugGet the Tow Truckmug.

ching chow bing a wing ting tow

an asian dude speaking english ching chow bing a wing ting tow
ching chow bing a wing ting tow
by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020
mugGet the ching chow bing a wing ting towmug.

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