torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014

tortex

A plectrum designed by the company Jim Dunlop. Its the same thing as Delrin. Tortex is a popular choice among musicians.

My Tortex picks keep wearing down!

by Retardo September 21, 2003

torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources

It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.

by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021

Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars

boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"

by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011

cleveland torpedo

Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.

I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.

by Andrew BX August 26, 2006