torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!

"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.

by Gord-O Jones December 16, 2008

torqued

1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked

1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.

by Mattricio January 3, 2003

torqued

getting your ass handed to you by a superior in the military. Involves physical punishment that only the hardest of people can actually do. Can also be a phycological punishment.

1. Man master corperal really torqued us with the rucksack march.
2. I was perfect that inspection, he only threw my kit around to torque me.

by babyg296 February 13, 2010

torque

Torque = (Horsepower * 5252) / RPM

It is better to make torque at high rpm than at low rpm, because you can take advantage of *gearing*.

by JamesWalker December 12, 2008

Tila Tiquelia

a tan annoying little mouse looking singer made famous by myspace that my cousin jeffree HATES because he talked shit on her. she was on one of my favorite shows the showbiz show and she has the most visited pages on myspace. i hate her

Tila tiquelia should go die in a ditch.

by Holly Matronic May 3, 2007

Torqued

Adj. Something or someone that is both hard and artsy. A state of being.

This rave in an abandoned warehouse is so torqued

by Whoiswizard July 20, 2011

torqued

From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.

Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"

by TallyMcSky April 27, 2011