Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006

Toothed-Cartwheels

You put/tie your hands behind your back, lean forward and extend your front teeth in an attempt to prepare to do a cartwheel. Using your TEETH as leverage only (not your hands at all), you do the cartwheel, having your teeth hit the ground instead of your hands. This can be done in times of utter excitement or even disappointment. It is to suggest that you are overly emotional about something.

I just won the lottery! I feel like doing toothed-cartwheels from NJ to CA!

by Bobby Cipolla June 4, 2007

Blue Toothing

When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.

Most likely that homeless person was mumbling to himself and not Blue Toothing.

by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007

Loose Or Toothless?

A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.

Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.

Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.

Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?

by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011

Tootsie Pop

The act of sneaking your finger into your buttcrack or butthole and having a girl unknowingly suck on that finger

"Yo dude, i gave that bitch a tootsie pop last night."

by kcchiefs07 October 13, 2007

toothier

toothier means when you have the most teeth.

Harry was toothier than my boss, Peter.

by Shootier and shootiest February 19, 2022

Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011