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Toothbrush Beachhead

The point in a new relationship after spending the night a few times where a toothbrush is left over at the significant other's place for use the next morning, hence establishing a beachhead for further invasion. This can either be a good or bad thing depending on the person.
Good: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Pretty good, I established a toothbrush beachhead last week and plan on sending in more supplies next week."

Bad: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Not good, she established a toothbrush beachhead so I had to call in an air strike and ditch it in the trash."
by Anton Vettel October 28, 2010
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toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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Toothbrush

You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.
Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE
by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 10, 2022
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russian toothbrush

A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.
Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes
by LumberJake November 1, 2015
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Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
by DelayedFuture August 3, 2017
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papa toothbrush

the biggest and most best toothbrush don worry if he touches you.
Papa ToothBrush will come for you at night.
by vjhjhbj May 2, 2018
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Tequila Toothbrush

When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.
Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.
by B-Rad 2012 August 15, 2018
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