temporary lie

A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.

No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday.
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)

by Jilina December 20, 2007

tampon pals

Two girls who do everything together and always have weird sexual moments making everyone think they are gay. Basically the girl version of butt buds

Betty and Jessica are tampon pals

by Philip II October 11, 2009

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

Tampocalypse

When all your side pieces are on their periods

Guy 1: did you hang out with any of your side hoes last night?
Guy 2: Nope. It's tampocalypse this week.

by Stopitphoebe April 19, 2015

tomboy

A chick that usually acts like a guy:
1. wears jeans all the time without thinking twice
2. thinks twice before wearing a skirt, then thinks again and decides not to
3. never to be seen in a skirt or dress of ANY kind
4. has mostly guys for friends
5. doesnt mind getting dirty once in a while
6. complete opposite of a girly girl

Brandy is such a tomboy... Shes always with those boys and never once has she ever worn dress... SHE CLIMS TREES FOR GODS SAKE!

by Brandy Doolittle April 26, 2006

tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

c4 tampon

A 21st century weapon, designed for the assasination or annoying/powerful women. Created by inserting a small amount of c4 or plastic explosives into a tampon. It is then swapped with the real box/tampon, and detonated from a distance.

Terrorist 1: حول كيف C4 السيدة الأولى(how about we c4 tampon the first lady?
Terrorist 2:مع ما(with what?)
Terrorist1:حشا المتفجرة(an explosive tampon)
Terrorist 2:لم يكن الرجل شيس انقطاع الطمث(nah bruh.Cant shes hit menopause)

by JG-boss November 5, 2011