tradge

pronounced (tradj) an often over-told unnecessarily sad story conveyed for the sole purpose of drawing attention away from others in order to gain sympathy for the teller of the story.

Becky showed up to my dad's funeral with her tradge and tried to make the day all about her.
Sheila ruined Malik and Ella's whole wedding with that tradge speech she gave.
every time somebody says BLM, some karen shows up with that "the Irish were slaves too" tradge.

by STUFFknowledge2 July 15, 2021

toadgoose

The embodiment of a toad inbred with a goose that has been used to resolve many social issues within the soicety for centuries in small towns to large neighbourhoods.

Hey, did you see how the toadgoose started a beef with two random strangers and resolved it within a few hours?

by dxwi July 23, 2021

toaded

sending something from cheap to expensive back to worthless

Goblin Town pumped too fast and influencers Toaded the project

by !vibe June 14, 2022

Todger

Prince Harry's penis.

"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”

by rockin_hard February 4, 2023

todgeharper

A British fisherman that uses his dick as bait

I went to the beach and saw a todgeharper

by Wildflame21 September 5, 2023

Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024

Tadger

Scottish slang for penis. Commonly used as an insult by the character Winston Ingram from the 2001 TV series 'Still Game'.

Shut it, tadger!

by always_zooted March 3, 2024