Toad Hole 

A vagina when used in combination with a Tadpole Cannon.

My Tadpole Cannon accidentaly fired in her Toad Hole, I hope we don't make any frogs.

I destroyed her Toad Hole with my Tadpole Cannon.

Her Toad Hole smelled like swamp when I sniff-tested her, but I still used my Tadpole Cannon anyway.

Toad Hole by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Toad Eating Pelican 

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

Toad Eating Pelican by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

toad strangler 

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.

That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.

toad strangler by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009

Toad Muscle 

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

Toad Muscle by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008

Toad face 

A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.

The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.

Toad face by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011

toad hopper 

When someone fucks a girl with genital warts and eats her out while saying ribbity

Hey James I heard you gave her a toad hopper how was it?
It tasted like metal and it burns my cock when I piss

toad hopper by Bob Sullivan April 27, 2014

Toad Falcon 

A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.

While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

Toad Falcon by T8key0medic1ne March 2, 2009