Bum's Bidet

A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.

that guy just got a drink of water from that bum's bidet, thats gross!

by Ryan Patrick Cahill December 23, 2008

bidet lips

Pronounced 'beeday'. These are lips that are perfect for licking out ass. Similar to b.j. lips (great for blow jobs).

Orignating from the french word bidet. In France the bidet is used for cleaning the ass after taking a dump.

"Did you see her lips after surgery?"

"Yeah she can suck on my ring any day, they are the juiciest bidet lips I've ever seen"

by staygold1984 April 5, 2010

Bidet Mignon

The act of fellatio being preformed by a female while simultaneously relieving her bowels (typically on a toilet); sometimes refered to as a reverse Hot Carla or Hot Carl.

She couldn't wait to suck a dick so she gave him a bidet mignon.

by ROBREN March 13, 2009

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

vajay bidet

a somewhat more sophisticated way to call someone a douchbag.

Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)

Kanye West is a vajay bidet

by sdh7444 September 27, 2009

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

Bidet Buffett

A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.

My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a Bidet Buffett.

by Danny P February 12, 2006