Tim

When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls

*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"

by Insane man69420 April 21, 2021

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

by Trevortimm June 6, 2022

Tim

Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything

Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*

by Human.bitch May 24, 2020

Tim

A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.

Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.

by kschumi July 1, 2021

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Tim

He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.

Ugh tim stole my girl again

by ruler of tims October 9, 2019

Tim

a word you’d use after saying “fuck no” to emphasize how much you don’t want to do whatever your responding to.

dude: aye I’m a 15 year old rapper from STL, give me a chance and check out my soundcloud. 🙏🏾

other dude: fuck no tim

by yeahaight October 23, 2019