shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 4, 2002

Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

by mad genius December 5, 2010

hot ticket

An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.

He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")

by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005

wolf ticket

To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.

"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.

by x July 23, 2003

Amy the ticket

To Amy a ticket is used in customer service sector, when an agent encounters or gets assigned a ticket that falls outside of his ability to handle either because it's complicated or because he/she does not have sufficient knowledge to handle that ticket so he Amys it (transfers it to Amy). Amy is complaint free, and never returns a ticket back, she is mysterious yet very helpful.

This ticket is very weird, I have never been asked about suck thing, should I Amy the ticket?

by EmItEcApS October 16, 2020