Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Maria Sims is a thundercunt

by JazzyJ69420 August 9, 2017

thundercunt

propelling something (throwing or kicking) extremely hard and fast, usually at something or someone

Steve Martin : and Mbappé is through on goal, and he THUNDERCUNTS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET

by bumbarahsclaht August 8, 2023

Thundercunt

When a person throws a hamster at the speed of sound.

"When I lose my children in the divorce and I thundercunt my hamster into the nearest bus"

by Scottish Inquisition August 23, 2023

Thundercunt

It’s kinda like when you accidentally lose control of the wii remote and throw it against your moms brand new tv.

“Damn it! I just thundercunted the remote against the tv.. Moms gonna kick my ass..”

by Imarihuh3000 October 23, 2025

thundercunt

Tanya

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!

by waynealexander August 28, 2016

ThunderCunt

The most debilitating and vile insult ever used on the face of the planet, be incredibly cautious when throwing the putrid term around, the fastest way to get someone to kill themselves.

Thundercunt

*Fucking dies

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2023