Thundercunt

1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.

2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.

Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.

by MothmanOrSomething September 11, 2023

thundercunted

A term used to describe a state of extreme elated drunkenness - you’re on a war path. Most likely involving high levels of boisterousness and gaiety.

How was your night Frank?
Ah mate I was thundercunted.

by thundercunt81140 September 16, 2023

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

ThunderCunt

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt

Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Thundercunted

A term used to describe a person who high as fuck while been surrounded by some of the greatest people on earth, and has a complete feeling of been absolutely wasted, in a space where space and time no longer have any effect and the people you are with just make you feel so special, that they alter the earths meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms of internal peace and absolute euphoria.

I feel so thundercunted.

by Thefrerk June 6, 2022