Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
by mexican threesome May 30, 2017
“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from college at the reunion yesterday”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”
by Jägertron July 21, 2022
When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.
Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.
by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019
An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.
Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.
by Egor Gorginski July 31, 2017
Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.
by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021
The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.
by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016
October 12th is the day for threesomes, the day where three sexy people get together and have sexual intercourse and outercourse.
All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.
All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.
tony: hey what are your plans for tomorrow?
annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?
tony: fuck yeah!
annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?
tony: fuck yeah!
by dj sev October 11, 2020