Tijuana threesome

A man, a woman and a donkey.

I just got back from Mexico and a heads up if a girl asks you if you want a Tijuana threesome say NO!

by readybeeill October 27, 2009

Caterpillar threesome

When the man you love comes to town on a surprise visit and brings you two rocking chairs and a caterpillar to help facilitate a more comfortable, open and honest time together.

The caterpillar, both fuzzy and warm, symbolizes one’s strength and resiliency before building one’s own cocoon, knowing that once settled in - a butterfly will emerge and fly.

The two rocking chairs, your future. One chair empty during the period of hibernation, waiting, for the one person it was made for.

Why is your boob tickling my nose?

Oh, that’s just Horace joining us for a good morning caterpillar threesome.

by HotSweatyLady November 19, 2018

9/11 threesome

When twins go down on you.

Dude, I had a 9/11 Threesome last night and it blew my mind.

by readybeeill May 31, 2016

double-decker threesome

The most supreme of all sexual positions, includes two (2) midgets and a normal sized person. While the normal size person is making out with the midget, who happens to be sitting on the other midget's shoulders. The bottom midget simultaneously performs oral sex (blowjob) on the normal sized person, thus creating the double-decker threesome.

The double-decker threesome in the episode of Little People Big World last night, gave me a raging boner.

by P.B.Ribbon December 2, 2010

New Mexico Threesome

A Threesome with 2 women and 1 man, where the 2 women stick 1 finger each into the man's butthole.

Miller had a New Mexico Threesome with Annie and Cassie and their finger's stink.

by 1507 January 9, 2012

technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.

Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!

by suite1157 December 14, 2008

Lady Threesome

2 ladies, 1 man. No direct penis in vagina penetration. Mostly touching, kissing and oral. For the least slutty of the slutty girls

I don't think I'd be down for a hard core threesome, that's too intense. Maybe a soft core version... A lady threesome.

by ladies3some February 14, 2012