by eaglesshow September 8, 2016
Get the Thomasphilia mug.A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.
Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.
by Joe Rodolico July 1, 2006
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by LVK December 5, 2007
Get the Thomas the Tank engine mug.One whose wealth is estimated at a thousand (as of dollars or pounds). Being a thousandaire is having the attitude of a millionaire; with a touch of bling.
You have bling but it is not blinding. Also, being a thousandaire blesses you with a comfortable living but not with so much money to the point that it brings you problems; no where near being a millionaire or poverty level but comfortable living with no financial problems. Under this status, there is no need for credit cards, lay-a-ways, finance, or payday loans.
by Sabrina Johnson May 27, 2006
Get the thousandaire mug.Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017
Get the Thomas Jefferson High School mug.A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:
JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!
Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.
Example 2:
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: YOU SUCK!
Judge: You're out of line.
Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!
Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!
Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.
Example 2:
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled.
Lawyer: YOU SUCK!
Judge: You're out of line.
Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!
Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
Get the Jack Thompson Disease mug.To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.
To Space out or Daydream
Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.
To Space out or Daydream
Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."
by AnT-TonY S. August 5, 2008
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