Asylum Seekers

A enthusiasm used by the woke far-left democratic fake-news media when referring to the massive illegal law-breaking criminal illegal immigrants invading the open southern borders of the United States of America, thanks to the incompetent child sniffing kid touching pedo president sleepy Joe Biden. Illegal law-breaking immigrants are absolutely NOT asylum seekers, since none of them are escaping any political persecution, nor are they being displaced due to any kind of war or violence. They are just poor. That's it. They're leaving they're nasty shit hole countries and invading the United States because they're poor, and the democratic far-left woke political party currently in power is encouraging and inviting them and providing them with free money, free housing, free food, free medicare, free clothes, free laundry, virtually EVERYTHING they need at the expense of the American tax payer's pocket.

"Asylum Seekers?! They're fucken criminal illegal immigrants taking all the shit that should be for us! Kid sniffing pedo President Biden is a scumbag, ESPECIALLY since he sniffs and touches children... ON CAMERA! WE ALL SEEN IT! GET THE KID SNIFFING PEDO OUTTA HERE!"

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 February 4, 2024

Chaotic Seekers

A person or persons who will ruin your brain by inflicting a state of mental trauma through the process of obscene imagery and foul language.

Chaotic Seekers: “They are a real chaotic seeker. If you know what’s good for you stay away unless you are masochistic.”

by Celery4UrBrain July 19, 2022

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

Trim Seeker

this is one who is seeking pussytrim. Also anyone who goes to a party in search of sex.

Man 1: dude, u were so stalking that chick last night.

Man 2: ya, I know! I just wanted some trim so damn bad!

Man 1: wow. You are such a trim seeker

by Checo1010 November 24, 2009

smoke seeker

Someone who goes where weed is or looks for good weed. They can have a good time just smoking weed and doing nothing else

The plug tried to give me some reggie but I didn’t take it because I’m a smoke seeker

by The Real AD September 20, 2022

Smoke Seeker

When one seeks the smoke; confrontation of the highest order. They often are the reasons for fights to be started just to fight.

Friend 1: “ Why shouldn’t I talk to that dude?”
Friend 2: “ Cuss they a smoke seeker. Half the fights in this school happen because of him.”

by R8cingca77z February 10, 2024

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016