astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag

Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?

by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020

Astronaut head

Possessing an extremely large cranium.

Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head

by biza0re July 12, 2009

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

i want astronaut icecream sandwich

by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.

Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024