Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx February 1, 2021

panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.

The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.

by Pizza Dan January 14, 2012

Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018

Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 13, 2023

Swirly Vortex

When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero

Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX

by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2008

Vortex-Gender

A gender which you don't care about your gender "suck the genders in" as it is called a vortex. you don't want just one pronoun you most likely want all of them so just take them.
ALSO NEVER OVER USE ONE PRONOUN ITS ANNOYING USE THEM ALL SWITCH IT UPPPPP

Omg! Your Vortex-gender, does that mean you use all pronouns? You do? I will make sure to use them!

by Axol!! August 16, 2022

fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping February 1, 2020