tweeker seeker

One who seeks friendships out of others to be able to tweek on their meth for free... A Pookie cloud chaser.

Damn Stephan is a tweeker seeker! Being fake to hit the pipe again!

by LadyRoa June 29, 2021

Harem Seeker

The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"

Bob: I've never seen a successful Harem Seeker before. Is it really that hard?
Jake: Definitely.

by Happy tree times March 30, 2021

bug seeker

Someone who seeks to acquire an infectious disease, i.e. hep C, HIV, Lyme Disease in order to gain disability benefits.

Sally spent many hours in the woods during the summer hoping to get bitten by a tick! She is a bug seeker.

by vinniemilagro April 29, 2014

Attention seeker

This little brat in my dance class that is diabetic and mentions it every chance she gets and just never shuts up

“She is such an attention seeker!” “Tell me about it, she’s Alyssa

by Qbdjvdhjceif June 30, 2022

Salt Seeker

An online gamer seeking to cause salt within other players. Basically a troll that rummages through game servers and lobbies instead of sitting around in the YouTube comment sections.

Player one: *dies due to being taken off guard by player two*
Player two: damn you suck lol
Player one: quit being a salt seeker and fight, Plyr-2

by HeyElectricJupiter October 19, 2019

Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019

Asylum Seekers

A enthusiasm used by the woke far-left democratic fake-news media when referring to the massive illegal law-breaking criminal illegal immigrants invading the open southern borders of the United States of America, thanks to the incompetent child sniffing kid touching pedo president sleepy Joe Biden. Illegal law-breaking immigrants are absolutely NOT asylum seekers, since none of them are escaping any political persecution, nor are they being displaced due to any kind of war or violence. They are just poor. That's it. They're leaving they're nasty shit hole countries and invading the United States because they're poor, and the democratic far-left woke political party currently in power is encouraging and inviting them and providing them with free money, free housing, free food, free medicare, free clothes, free laundry, virtually EVERYTHING they need at the expense of the American tax payer's pocket.

"Asylum Seekers?! They're fucken criminal illegal immigrants taking all the shit that should be for us! Kid sniffing pedo President Biden is a scumbag, ESPECIALLY since he sniffs and touches children... ON CAMERA! WE ALL SEEN IT! GET THE KID SNIFFING PEDO OUTTA HERE!"

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 February 4, 2024