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hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.
There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.
by Robert Story January 16, 2006
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sonoran hotdog

Touching the male genitalia after chopping or handing spicy hot items such as chili powder, or red peppers. The heat transfers from the hands to the male's member and causes an uncomfortable burning sensation.
I went to take a leak after eating a dozen hot wings, apparently I didn't get all the sauce off my hands because I ended up running out of the bathroom with a terrible Sonoran Hotdog.
by jerkemo June 23, 2009
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hotdog holidays

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day
Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over
by BIGDAN September 1, 2014
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labia hotdog

to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea
steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog
by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003
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Hotdog Sandwich

A Hotdog Sandwich is a type of sandwich made primarily of bread and hot dogs. In most cases, 1-2 hot dogs will be sliced length-wise and placed on top of a single slice of bread, on top of which is placed a second slice of bread. Ketchup or other condiments may be added if desired.

This is a great alternative to eating hot dogs on a bun when you only have bread and no buns.
Person 1: "So me and my girlfriend went home last night and made some hotdog sandwiches."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, hehehe... So you mean..."
Person 1: "I mean we made sandwiches with hotdogs in them! You thought that was some kind of sexual innuendo didn't you. You spend WAY too much time on Urban Dictionary..."
by comment_spock May 25, 2015
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Hotdog Huddle

A Hotdog Huddle is when a group of men, usually 3 to 7, are standing with their penises out, circled around a woman, who will be subject to bukake shortly thereafter.
#1: Man, that bitch was such a freak last night!

#2: The one that we did the Hotdog Huddle to?

#1: Yeah, bro. That bitch was a total freak.
by Unnamed Baby Snatcher January 31, 2010
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hotdog lamp

the base of a penis in which gets aroused easily
Put your hotdog lamp into my hallway

can i hump your hotdog lamp
by sexlovers July 12, 2011
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