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calculator

where you make your calculation
i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams
by hans is mine July 22, 2021
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Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.
Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
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Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.
“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”
by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022
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raeans 69 calculator joke

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021
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Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
by Zzid July 10, 2021
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calculator

a god that can help you on a math test
kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator
by nani-uwu December 7, 2020
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calculator quality

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!
by jus10k June 14, 2016
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