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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
by Buslady September 17, 2005
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
by Jennard May 14, 2006
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Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.
I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Greengirl February 28, 2004
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Teenagers

The future of our world.

Shopkeepers shift their eyes to them when they enter a shop, because of the ageist attitude the world has towards them. Icy glares all round. And it doesnt matter if last week these very teenagers walking did a ten mile barefoot walk for amnesty international, or helped out volunteering at a literature festival, or performed at a cancer research fundraiser (which they did)

they are teenagers, and therefore scum,
i blame "the times" for the prejudice, and "the sun" for the problems of the world.
Shopkeeper 1: Hey, look at those teenagers, they are obviously here to rob, steal and plunder our goods"
Shopkeeper 2: I know...look at the scary blood drive flyers theyre handing out, and their t-shirts saying "GIVE BLOOD.GIVE LIFE
Shopkeeper 1: they probably stole them, too.
by Missindependant June 3, 2009
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teenage mother

1. a female who has sex too young with a guy whos only intrest in life is to get some,who end the end leaves her alone with a little baby who she will love unconditionally for the rest of her life
2. having no life again...ever
my dickwad exboyfriend got me pregnant and now im a teenage mother
by rebekah April 22, 2005
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teenage letdown

When you become a teenager and you realize that all the things you thought you could do when you were a child...you can't.
my worst teenage letdown was when i realized i wasnt going to be the youngest traveling lion tamer in southwest michigan.
by Angelacia May 16, 2007
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