texterpretation

n. the deciphering of text messages that have been mangled by auto-correct, or by people with large thumbs.

- "WTF?! Did you really mean to say that?"
- "You know what I meant. Geez, figure out the texterpretation."

by vapanil May 14, 2011

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textologize

1. to admit guilt or convey an excuse through text messaging without an expression of remorse or regret.

Janet textologized to Jeff for unilaterally changing the Thanksgiving plans.

by Kcirederf75 November 1, 2011

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1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938

Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.

by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

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Textcronym

Acronyms of everyday phrases used in texting and social media.

Textcronym example:
IKR - I know. Right?!
TYVM - Thank you very much

by joyzonfire September 30, 2013

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textardation

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

by Quills13 March 7, 2014

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