testopera

A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished

Forms of testopera:
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR

by b•dub April 6, 2011

Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier

by ElWeb September 24, 2012

testosteroney

When a guy cares way too much about his masculinity.

Ugh. Wilson is so testosteroney.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

Tectonic Tits

When a girl’s tits are massive.

How big are her tits?
34DD
Man she got some tectonic tits

by Just fora joke October 5, 2020

textophile

The new generation of cell phone text message communicators. Some times known as generation text. A textophile is someone who spends more time text messaging than actualy speaking. A textophile will opt to send a text message in place of a phone call. A textophile will be found texting in the midst of conversations, at in-oppertune moments, socialy unacceptable situations.

Textophile: text, IM, facebook

by Highcountry June 8, 2009

textomime

-verb
1. to repeat a conversation, series of events, scene from a movie or TV show, or any other such discourse via text messaging

via text: "OMG I just burst out laughing watching Family Guy."
"What happened?"
"I'd textomime it to you, but it would be better if you saw it."

by CaysE October 27, 2009

textolepsy

Textolepsy (n) It's like narcolepsy, except the patient doesn't fall asleep, they lapse into a text conversation on their phone, suddenly losing all awareness of their surroundings. Typified by slumping shoulders, twiddling of thumbs, and a smartphone several inches from the patient's face. May occur in the middle of a conversation, during a meal, in class or, in severe cases, on stage during a community theater performance. Beware that patients suffering from this disorder are rarely aware that they are drifting away or how long they have been in "the texting place". Most patients believe that they were being totally nonchalant and that their frequent texting has gone completely unnoticed when in fact it's totally obvious to everybody.

Mary: Can you believe that the bride's maid was texting during the ceremony?

Jane: I know. How did she not know that everyone could see her? I felt so embarassed for her.

Mary: Maybe she was having one of those textoleptic episodes or something.

Jane: Whatever. Fucking textoleptic idiots.

Mary: Jane, I don't like it when you talk that way. Textolepsy is a serious disease.

Jane: I know that, Mary. I've never told you before, but my mother suffered from textolepsy. *sobs*

Mary: Uh-huh.

Jane: I've never told that to anyone...

Mary: Yeah.

Jane: ...but I trust you and you always listen so well and...

Mary: Uh-huh.

Jane: ...Mary?

Mary: Yeah.

Jane: Were you texting just now?

Mary: Oh, I was just replying to my friend who sent me a funny picture and...

Jane: YOU FUCKING TEXTOLEPTIC BITCH!

by vinnypod December 7, 2012