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testopera 

A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished
Forms of testopera:
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR
testopera by b•dub April 6, 2011
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testosteraline 

A mixture of testosterone and adrenaline. An ultimate natural high for men.
Guy 1: "Woah Joe is going crazy out there"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's all amped up on testosteraline"
testosteraline by ravist994 June 26, 2009

textsperate 

When you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven't replied to any of your messages. This is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.

him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!

me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.

him:wtf?

me:desperate, but like with texts

him:ur crazy
textsperate by Lillilivia March 20, 2008

textperate 

one's undying desire to be texted, all the time, anywhere, and by anyone. this desire is so strong, the person is considered to be desperate for texts.
Person 1: every one of his FB statuses ends in "...text?"
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.
textperate by jadedbitofjoy17 August 30, 2009

testocracy 

A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.
Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.

Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
testocracy by dw6245 May 28, 2008

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

TESTOLERANCE 

testing The Boundery's of Tolerance ...
Tes-Tolerance
During an InterVeiw/video taping of a Homeless Man, After watching what I had filmed & The Questions that I asked, I realized that I was Not Phased to ask the Honest & Truthful, Heart Breaking Questions withOut Hesitation, & I Knew right Then That tolerance Had been ONE sided & That Both side of tolerance need tobe Seen, so I started TESTOLERANCE

I Learned that The Things that the majority of Us,
Should Be Tolerant of, We are NOT
&
The Things that We Should NOT be Tolerant of, We ARE ...

Thus , I set forth on this journey of testing TOLERANCE

They Say, We SHOULD
I say, We Don't,
just Say SHOUNT ...

The 1st. thing I said to the homeless Man after I introduced him & sat down on the CardBoard, Even Though he offered his milk crate, I let him keep it & sat on the ground, well his living room rug , & said, So Patrick, you seem like a Purdy HAPPY GUY, RIGHT What would you say to that & He replied, Oh Yes, I'd say Fair to Partly Cloudy, but Mostly happy,
I'd say Yes...
WOW, It hit me right then ...

I could NOT have Pulled Over Every person driving by on that HighWay, Who was in a Car that was New & or worth more than 50,000 &
I bet after 100 of them, NOT one would say, Yes & Mean It as Much as Patrick did that day ...
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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