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Testiclots

a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.
Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."

"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008
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Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.
Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.
by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004
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testiculardar

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
by zc540 June 27, 2006
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Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.
Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.
by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009
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testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).
Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.
by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010
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Testicil

A low cost ointment men apply to get rid of testicular odor.
Me and my wife love using lemon-cented Testicil.
by Soappackets June 29, 2011
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Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals
Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy
by Ns October 10, 2013
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