teeter totter

When you and another individual take turns on a singular charger, switching off when a device dies.

A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
A: "We can teeter totter, dude."
B: "Oh okay."

by pillbug science March 1, 2022

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

chair taster

someone with an extremely good taste in chairs. namely someone with an attractive face and someone that loves comfortability, style, being cool, and is extremely smart also. a bed taster on the other hand....

boy: mannn that chick is such hot stuff. her cool chair turns me on, shes such a good chair taster
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)

by bree12345 June 16, 2010

skeeter teeters

Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.

What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?

by Texinthecity November 18, 2013

emoji texter

Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.

Me: hey what are we doing this weekend

Wife: 🐮🌿🌾🎻🏆🏇🏇😂😂😂😂😂

Me: damn emoji texter

by Cdrunbb November 25, 2015

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010