testicle soup

(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.

Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.

by horses July 13, 2006

testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican

Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.

by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005

Testiclees

The Greek God of Nards

Testiclees was the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.

by tramdog August 11, 2003

tentacle porn

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?

by Monkey March 10, 2005

Tentacles

A collective of long, slimy tendrils that often appear in hentai, which violate innocent lolis sexually.

Hey man, did you see those tentacles fuck Suzie?

by Caleb Caston June 2, 2018

Testicle Tightners

Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.

Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!

by A. P November 13, 2005

testicles

1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.

2. An ancient greek hero.

1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.

2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.

by Cockslanger January 11, 2004